The Enemy Within: Fat Generals and Antifa Physicists

J. Robert Oppenheimer (left) and General Leslie R. Groves (right), examining the remains of the tower after the 1945 Trinity atomic bomb test. (Photo: Los Alamos National Laboratory via Wikipedia)

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Secretary of Swagger Pete Hegseth has announced the retroactive expulsion of General Leslie R. Groves from the US Army Corps of Engineers. General Groves violated the prohibition on “fat generals“ Hegseth announced on September 30 before 800 top US military brass. While none of them appeared fat, several were Black or female and thus susceptible to charges of “woke/DEI“ discrimination, earmarking them for impending purge.

General Groves, who was director of the Manhattan Project during World War II that successfully developed the atomic bomb, had previously supervised the construction of the Pentagon, at the time the largest office building in the world. President Trump (aka Krasnov) apparently considers this accomplishment a threat to his reputation as a Nobel Prize-worthy real-estate developer, to which his reply is the proposed White House ballroom. Observers consider this animosity another factor in Groves‘ expulsion from the army.

Highly fit top US military brass (top) listening in stone-faced silence to Secretary of Swagger Pete Hegseth‘s (bottom) profanity and Internet-slang-laced diatribe. (Photos: Reuters)

President Trump has gone a step further and re-revoked J. Robert Oppenheimer‘s security clearance, originally revoked in 1954 on suspicions of being insufficiently frank about his association with Communists Party members, and vacated in 2022 by DEI Secretary of Energy Jennifer Granholm. Oppenheimer, the UC Berkeley physicist who headed the scientific team at Los Alamos that developed the atomic bomb itself, had known associations with Communists (including his brother Frank, his wife Kitty, his lover, his fellow Berkeley professor Haakon Chevalier) and has been suspected of being a secret member ever since.

Trump said that, himself being a code-named (Krasnov) Soviet asset since 1987, he was singularly gifted in smelling out fellow secret assets. Moreover, it is indisputable that Oppenheimer was motivated by his strong antipathy to interwar Fascism, making him a member of “Antifa“ avant le lettre. “Antifa,“ while not an actual organization like the Communist Party, has now been designated by the Trump Administration as a domestic terrorist organization.

Trump has declared “the enemy within“ to be the primary target for the US military, rather than foreign powers like China, Russian, North Korea, or Iran, with opposition party-controlled US cities singled out as training grounds for future action. To clear the ideological decks, he said the “N-word“ will have to be dealt with first and eliminated, just as climate change has now officially been declared to be a “con job“ or hoax. Trump will instruct the Smithsonian Institution to remove all references to Groves and Oppenheimer in its exhibitions on the “greatest generation“ and World War II and reclassify them as the generation of losers. And rather than so-called “atomic bombs“ being responsible for the massive deaths in Hiroshima  and Nagasaki, Trump‘s gold-standard Health and Human Disservices Secretary RFK Jr will soon be submitting a report proving that it was the Japanese’s own vaccination programs that led to their defeat.