Fake Doctor Is Charged After ‘Liberation Day’ Butt Lift Surgery Leaves World Economy Near Death

CIB Exclusive Semifake Report, Washington, DC and New York, April 4, 2025

"Markets today are way down ... How's it going?" a reporter asked the president. 

”I think it's going very well," Trump responded. "It was an operation. I like when a patient gets operated on and it's a big thing. I said this would exactly be the way it is."(Source: ABC News)

Shortly thereafter, New York City police reported that the patient, apparently known as “The World Economy,” was taken to a hospital by emergency medical workers, where she was intubated, according to a criminal complaint filed today by the Queens district attorney. She had “no brain activity,” the complaint said, “and she is not likely to survive.”

The man, “Donald Trump,” aka “Krasnov,” aka “The President,” 78, tried to flee the United States after the woman became unresponsive, according to the report. Officers caught up with him at Kennedy Airport today, just hours after the operation, as he waited to board the first leg of a flight to Russia, the report said.

Mr. Trump appears to have been a busy, if unlicensed, cosmetic surgeon who also worked in New York City and Palm Beach, according to online records and advertisements. In Washington, DC, he performed procedures in a white house in a park lined with tall trees and well-kept gardens. On Thursday, an order to vacate was pasted to the door. Neighbors said they had seen a swarm of emergency vehicles arrive on the block on Friday morning but that they knew little about the man the police were seeking.

Residence of fake cosmetic surgeon, now abandoned and boarded up. (Photo Credit: NPS)

Schoolyard Bullies Gang Up on Smaller Jewish Kid: Demand His Lunch Money and Want Him to Lick Their Boots

CIB unfathomable news: Two notorious MRGA (Make Russia Great Again) schoolyard bullies ambushed the Ukrainian President yesterday in the White House, demanding his lunch money and a show of “gratitude” by licking their boots.

The schoolyard confrontation (CNN).

The confrontation got off to a good start with the MRGA boss’s feigned chagrin at the President’s attire: “Oh look, you’re all dressed up”.

 

The “disrespectful” attire of the Ukrainian wartime President (top: New York Times) contrasts with the “devout” attire of Huck Hogan at the Republican Convention (bottom: Getty Images). Only “professional” wrestlers like Hogan are permitted to approach His Highness in “fighting” attire, not wartime statesmen.

The bullies were satisfied that the dressing down made for “great television,” but they plan to up their game to attain the media impact of the infamous scenes of Viennese Jews being made to scrub the sidewalks after the Nazi Anschluss of Austria in 1938 (coming attractions for Ukraine and the European Union?).

Photo Credit: Dokumentationsarchiv des Oesterreichischen Widerstandes

Vice-bully Vance said that in the future, foreign “indignitaries” would be required to grovel at least as far as 1938 Viennese Jews to prove their “gratitude,” something the Ukrainian President successfully resisted yesterday.

The world was stunned that the United States has fallen even below the 1954 televised Army-McCarthy hearings, when Army Counsel Joseph Welch challenged the senator’s reckless charges, asking, “Have you no sense of decency, sir?”, to this televised schoolyard bullying.

Photo Credit: United States Senate