Unprecedented Trump's threat to release "the most vicious hounds" on protestors besieging the White House collapsed this morning when the Secret Service was only able to deploy a single infirm canine on the Manor's steps.
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| Unpresidential Donald "Mr. Burns" Trump (right) standing next to his lapdog AG William "Smithers Vyshinsky" Barr (left), who said that “Groups of outside radicals and agitators are exploiting the situation to pursue their own separate and violent agenda.” |
A Secret Service spokesperson (@SecretService) said that they had told Trump that their vicious hounds kennel had been inadvertently depleted of "the young ones on the front line, sir, they love it, and good practice" during the recent purge of "deep state" watchdogs such as State Department Inspector General Steve Linick.
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