Tuesday, October 23, 2018

Trump Administration Announces Draconian Sanctions against Saudi Arabia for Khashoggi Dismemberment

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Washington, DC (CIB Breaking Surreal News)—White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders will be announcing draconian sanctions agains...
Saturday, October 13, 2018

Trump announces seven-day FBI investigation of Jamal Khashoggi disappearance

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CIB breaking (fake?) news--Unpresidented US Precedent Donald Trump ordered the FBI to conduct a seven-day cover-up investigation of the di...
Thursday, July 19, 2018

Now We Finally Know What America First Means: Peace For Our Time!

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Donald Trump, 2018 [Fox News interview on NATO Article 5]: Mr. Carlson moved to his next prompt: “So, let’s say Montenegro, which joined...
Sunday, July 15, 2018

Trump to Pardon Benedict Arnold on Eve of Putin Summit (Breaking CIB Fake News!)

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    Revolutionary General Benedict Arnold (left) in American uniform before his treason, and his handler Major John André (right), Bri...
Sunday, June 17, 2018

Kudlow has Pauline conversion about protectionism (Apocryphal Gospel News 12:3)

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Trump economic advisers Larry Kudlow (top) and Peter Navarro (bottom) have been having their Pauline moment on the road from the G7 in...
Monday, June 11, 2018

G7 Trade Lessons

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Angela Merkel lectures Donald Trump on international trade at the G7 summit: "Maybe America wouldn't run such large trade defici...
Friday, June 1, 2018

Trump trade war toying with national security? Breaking fake news

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"With the US exporting less than $200m of such goods to China, toys were about 7 per cent of the $375bn trade deficit between the two...