Saturday, August 16, 2025

Putin Proposes Next Summit at Revived TACO Bell Pushcart in Komsomolskaya Metro Station

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CIB Breaking Surreal News Komsomolskaya Subway Station in Moscow, site of Taco Bell trial pushcart in 1993 to probe Russian market (Top phot...
Monday, August 11, 2025

Trump Appoints Ghislaine Maxwell as Special Advisor at Putin Summit to Lubricate Swap of Alaska for Occupied Ukraine

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  CIB Breaking Surreal News (“Truthier than Thruthiness”) Ghislaine Maxwell (left) “pleasuring” Jeffrey Epstein aboard his private jet in th...
Wednesday, April 23, 2025

Pete Hegseth deported from US after tattoos reveal him to be member of MS-13 gang

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CIB plausible mashup news, Washington DC, April 23, 2025 Speculation about whether President Trump (aka “Krasnov”) will dismiss Secretary of...
Friday, April 4, 2025

Fake Doctor Is Charged After ‘Liberation Day’ Butt Lift Surgery Leaves World Economy Near Death

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CIB Exclusive Semifake Report, Washington, DC and New York, April 4, 2025 " Markets today are way down ... How's it going?" a ...
Sunday, March 2, 2025

Schoolyard Bullies Gang Up on Smaller Jewish Kid: Demand His Lunch Money and Want Him to Lick Their Boots

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CIB unfathomable news: Two notorious MRGA (Make Russia Great Again) schoolyard bullies ambushed the Ukrainian President yesterday in the Whi...
Friday, August 2, 2024

Donald Trump calling the kettle (Kamala Harris) Black?

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(Charles H. Bennett, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons) "Former President Donald Trump falsely claimed Wednesday that his 2024 Democ...
Monday, October 5, 2020

The Emperor's New Covid Charisma, or O tempora! O mores!

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  Top: President Donald Trump waves as he drives past supporters gathered outside Walter Reed National Military Medical Center in Bethesda, ...