Wednesday, April 23, 2025

Pete Hegseth deported from US after tattoos reveal him to be member of MS-13 gang

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CIB plausible mashup news, Washington DC, April 23, 2025 Speculation about whether President Trump (aka “Krasnov”) will dismiss Secretary of...
Friday, April 4, 2025

Fake Doctor Is Charged After ‘Liberation Day’ Butt Lift Surgery Leaves World Economy Near Death

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CIB Exclusive Semifake Report, Washington, DC and New York, April 4, 2025 " Markets today are way down ... How's it going?" a ...
Sunday, March 2, 2025

Schoolyard Bullies Gang Up on Smaller Jewish Kid: Demand His Lunch Money and Want Him to Lick Their Boots

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CIB unfathomable news: Two notorious MRGA (Make Russia Great Again) schoolyard bullies ambushed the Ukrainian President yesterday in the Whi...
Friday, August 2, 2024

Donald Trump calling the kettle (Kamala Harris) Black?

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(Charles H. Bennett, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons) "Former President Donald Trump falsely claimed Wednesday that his 2024 Democ...
Monday, October 5, 2020

The Emperor's New Covid Charisma, or O tempora! O mores!

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  Top: President Donald Trump waves as he drives past supporters gathered outside Walter Reed National Military Medical Center in Bethesda, ...
Wednesday, June 3, 2020

Trump's Revelations

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CIB Breaking Nightmare News--Unprecedented Trump had a path blazed through peaceful demonstrators in front of the White House on Monday to ...
Sunday, May 31, 2020

Trump's "Release the most vicious hounds" stumbles over watchdog purge

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Unprecedented Trump's threat to release "the most vicious hounds" on protestors besieging the White House collapsed this mor...